clearly the bottom of the barrell is HUGE

Tasty email of the day.

June 23, 2010

Dear soin of a Bicth

 

I just Paid $29.99 for a 30 Subscription

 

#1 My Cpunter Is Fucked up >> or

 

#2 You God Damn site is Fucked >> Eat shit

 

#3 I called My Band told them >> I CLOUL NOT

 

Log into My acct

 

#4 No Services Rnder >> NO NAKED GAILRS

 

#5 I Put a STOP PAYMENT On the Fdam Ckec Fuck you !!

 

#6 OK Listen up >> When I get my Computer Ckecked out

 

In the Next Fe Months >> I might give your site 1 Moe Try

 

Billy Preston @ 1974 " Nothing  from Nothing Levaes Nothing

 

EAT SHIT SOB

 

THE GOD DAMN CHECK WAS CANCELLED AND THE BANK

 

IS REFUNDING >> MY $29.00 got to Hell Bastards

 

 

Your. Shit. Gay.

May 28, 2010
A new work email:

YOUR SHIT I HATE YOU NOW ITS MORE THAN ONE MONTH AND ALL TIMES CARD DECLINED,TALK TO YOUR DIRECTOR I WILL FUCK HER WIFE OR SISTER IF THEY CONTINUE DECLINED MY CREDIT CARD ARE YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR STUPID SHIT I WISH YOU BE HANG ON THE DESERT TREE SO YOU DEAD SLOWLY ON THE HOT WARM SUN WITHOUT WATER YOUR SHIT GAY.

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So good!

May 19, 2010
Jesus touched me down the too


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War on drugs... brought to you by...DRUGS

May 6, 2010

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Your lips are stupid

March 11, 2010
I cant tell you how many times Ive thought this. I almost cried, filled with reassurance in the world that the person who made this is also not an idiot. Someone I can relate to.


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LOL cat usage

February 12, 2010
The first time I have ever thought that a "LOLCAT" would assist me in some way, is now.

"> Dear,
>
>
> It really don`t work to login !!!"

I need to send a cat that says "OH RLY?"

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Please email confirm cancel this cancel email.

February 12, 2010
> Dear Sir/Madam
>
> Please note that I have cancelled my subscription which is cancelled.

Sometimes Im not sure what to send back other than "okey doke..."


Dear Customer,
Please note that I have also emailed you, which is this email about your cancel, which is canceled.
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Avatar is what dreams are made of

January 15, 2010
http://news.yahoo.com/s/huffpost/20100112/en_huffpost/420605

Kids are gonna kill themselves because they cant live in a movie

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How sweet

January 14, 2010
This is actually a pretty cute email:

> I have make a mistake!
> It is ok.
>
> Thanks
> Gerry


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Dumbest caller ever

January 14, 2010
Melody
yeah... pretty sure this is the dumbest guy that has ever called ccbill
1:33 AM
Glen
that's really scary.
1:33 AM
Melody
he thinks the cvv2 number is the whole card number
and cat grasp taht there are only 3 numbers supposed to get there
and
he wants the 365 day option
so he needs to call them directly to see how he can get it
I told him to select it in the drop down box
he was shocked to learn that this would work
"its...

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